最近用过一个app,测试你是哪国人，对它读一句英语，然后它告诉我我是中国人。我估计北方语系的移民同胞可能都类似我这种口音。
https://bbs.wenxuecity.com/mysj/319872.html
不知川总是否能听懂？
，语法错误我不怕，川总自己就never give a f**k to grammar
这是四年前即兴说的一个段子，其实我是先录得，然后才补充的文字。文字与语音有出入。
Made in China
Here is my script:
When talking 'bout Made in China, hate it or like it? People argued constantly. People who say hate Made in China are the ones buying the most made in China.
I am working in an organization having a lot internal cooperation. We import a lot of raw material and equipments from China and sell worldwide。 My businessman likes Made in China, helps him made more money, but, he doesn't buy anything cheap Made in China in his daily life. The workers hate Made in China but they cannot survive without buying the cheap Made in China, because they are poor and cheap. They wanted to pay the clay price to get a diamond, but when they got what they paid for they complain the clay quality is not as good as the diamond.
One day a maintenance guy named John was working on a broken tool bought from China. He swore a big time, and I said to him, you know John, we have several this kind of tools, the worst ones are all made in Ontario. You think I could change his mind? No way!!! One bad thing about when you get too close to somebody is, when you started call each other buddies, it's time he started to swear to you. You ditch out jokes you must be able to take them back. Like John, his mouth has never been defeated. Suddently, he realized I was not born in Canada. So he gave me his apology: Oh, I think the only thing great from China are the people. So that is the typical Canadian losers.
Another day I wanted to add a backup battery to my Canon DSLR camera. A pair of batteries with a USB charger from Amazon only cost a fraction of one piece genuine Canon battery. My fellow professional photographer friend told me: Don't buy the cheap off-market batteries from China for your several thousand dollars' camera. but I think for pricewise it's worth to take a chance. The new batteries are doing really good to me, & my friend probably didn't not realize that his genuine Canon battery is also Made in China.
