【英文笑话】Two smart asses

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Smart ass #1: 

My Tinder bio says that 

• I have a corner office with views of the entire city, 
• I drive a $500,000 vehicle, and that 
• I'm paid to travel.

Somehow, my dates never seemed too happy when I finally told them I'm a bus driver.

 

Smart ass #2: 

A wealthy man tells another guy: "I'll give you $50K, but, to keep you challenged, your worst enemy gets double that."

The guy smiles and says, "Cool. I've always wanted $150K.'"

 

2025.4

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• dibs (不敢坐板凳:-)。IMHO the wealthy man is a real dumb-a :-) -最西边的岛上- ♀ (0 bytes) () 04/28/2025 postreply 11:10:59

• Haha, I like the real dumb-ass, for willing to share money -冲浪潜水员- ♂ (0 bytes) () 04/28/2025 postreply 12:29:12

• He’d better haveLots 2share as everyone’s self worst enemy~~ -最西边的岛上- ♀ (0 bytes) () 04/28/2025 postreply 12:52:27

• like the 1st one more -newbigman- ♂ (26 bytes) () 04/28/2025 postreply 11:22:59

• I don't blame you, since you're with the working class... -冲浪潜水员- ♂ (0 bytes) () 04/28/2025 postreply 12:29:45

• 学一点哲学 -提问题- ♂ (0 bytes) () 04/28/2025 postreply 11:35:17

• yes -newbigman- ♂ (100 bytes) () 04/28/2025 postreply 12:20:40

• 哲学。。。哲别！又有人想来找你学读书啦！说服他们，改学射箭8。。。 -冲浪潜水员- ♂ (0 bytes) () 04/28/2025 postreply 12:31:26

• 太贪心，$50K就行了。 -Seattle101- ♂ (0 bytes) () 04/28/2025 postreply 15:43:16

• Haha, 1 bird in hand is better than 2 birds in forest? -冲浪潜水员- ♂ (0 bytes) () 04/28/2025 postreply 16:37:59